Global Warming Thoughts
The following is something I posted on myspace (Stump Daddy). I got some interesting reactions so I thought I would toss it over here. Enjoy.
Global Warming? Seriously?
Before anybody gets their undies in a wad, just read the comments and see if this logic doesn't make sense.The biggest proponent of Global Warming is Al Gore. Al Gore, in public, claimed to have started the internet. Same guy said he built one of his homes himself; with his own hands.
I'll let those thoughts stand on their own.
A. Water is an interesting thing. It is at it's smallest when it is fluid. The oddity of water is that it gets larger when it turns to vapor and also when it turns to ice.We have been told that with Global Warming, the ice caps/ice bergs will melt and the earth will be flooded.
We have been told that under "the tip of the iceberg" is the majority of the iceberg. The majority of the iceberg is already taking up space under water.
So the earth warms up and the ice berg melts;THE ACTUAL VOULME IN THE WATER WILL DECREASE BECAUSE THE ICE IS TURNING TO LIQUID, IT'S SMALLEST STATE OF EXISTENCE.
B. Explorer's have found Wooly Mammoths buried in the ice within the polar ice cap. When the disected these well preserved, frozen specimens, they found green vegitation of a jungle variety, semi digested in the mammoth's stomach.
So the mammoth is around the equator and has a snack of his favorite veg and then strolls north without digesting his meal then dies?
Nope. The earth is always changing. At one point there was rich vegitation in the polar regions. Why not now? BECAUSE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MAKE THE CHANGE. WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW. I SEE THE RESULTS THOUGH.
Wait a minute; a molecule of water saw the nice polar area with the jungle motif and decided to come ashore and chill. So did millions of his buddies and boy did they chill. Then soon enough, the polar region is frozen and the Wooly Mammoth stayed frozen forever after with undigested plants in his stomach The end.
Yeah right. Bite me.
The earth is always cycling and it's not our fault. Please, we can't even hit 50% on weather forecasts and with the part we get right we can't control anything other than kissing our butt goodbye if the tornado of the century hits.
We caused the warming? Nope. Tis a cycle my friends. This is not to say we should run willy nilly into the streets and dump our collection of McDonalds styrafoam Big Mac containers into the sewers. No, we need to take care of what has been entrusted to us to the best of our ability.
Don't blame me for the warming. I do blame Al for much of the stupidity.
Thanks for playing along.
Global Warming? Seriously?
Before anybody gets their undies in a wad, just read the comments and see if this logic doesn't make sense.The biggest proponent of Global Warming is Al Gore. Al Gore, in public, claimed to have started the internet. Same guy said he built one of his homes himself; with his own hands.
I'll let those thoughts stand on their own.
A. Water is an interesting thing. It is at it's smallest when it is fluid. The oddity of water is that it gets larger when it turns to vapor and also when it turns to ice.We have been told that with Global Warming, the ice caps/ice bergs will melt and the earth will be flooded.
We have been told that under "the tip of the iceberg" is the majority of the iceberg. The majority of the iceberg is already taking up space under water.
So the earth warms up and the ice berg melts;THE ACTUAL VOULME IN THE WATER WILL DECREASE BECAUSE THE ICE IS TURNING TO LIQUID, IT'S SMALLEST STATE OF EXISTENCE.
B. Explorer's have found Wooly Mammoths buried in the ice within the polar ice cap. When the disected these well preserved, frozen specimens, they found green vegitation of a jungle variety, semi digested in the mammoth's stomach.
So the mammoth is around the equator and has a snack of his favorite veg and then strolls north without digesting his meal then dies?
Nope. The earth is always changing. At one point there was rich vegitation in the polar regions. Why not now? BECAUSE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MAKE THE CHANGE. WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW. I SEE THE RESULTS THOUGH.
Wait a minute; a molecule of water saw the nice polar area with the jungle motif and decided to come ashore and chill. So did millions of his buddies and boy did they chill. Then soon enough, the polar region is frozen and the Wooly Mammoth stayed frozen forever after with undigested plants in his stomach The end.
Yeah right. Bite me.
The earth is always cycling and it's not our fault. Please, we can't even hit 50% on weather forecasts and with the part we get right we can't control anything other than kissing our butt goodbye if the tornado of the century hits.
We caused the warming? Nope. Tis a cycle my friends. This is not to say we should run willy nilly into the streets and dump our collection of McDonalds styrafoam Big Mac containers into the sewers. No, we need to take care of what has been entrusted to us to the best of our ability.
Don't blame me for the warming. I do blame Al for much of the stupidity.
Thanks for playing along.
posted by Stump at 8:41 AM
2 Comments:
Would like to read more on your myspace page, but the hawaiian background makes it impossible to read any of the text. Can you use a light colored background on your page?
I can switch it G. I will have to change backgrounds but I"m not married to that one. I will do that in the next few days.
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